1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Well, my middle name was actually taken from Blake Hickey. My first name was a last-minute backup once Mom finally agreed that Skeletor was way too common of a name in the late eighties.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm kinda surprised I'm the only one to mention the passing of Michael Jackson here.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Actually I love my handwriting. It's adorable. I'd be confident in saying that's one of the top 100 reasons of me being the favorite child.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? All I've ever gotten at Starbucks was hot chocolate or cider. I know that doesn't really apply but it's making it really difficult to decide on my answer.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I own a baby goat, if that's what you're asking. Just kidding it's against mission policy. However, the other day I watched a goat get milked and it was nasty. Now I have no idea what to tell people what I'm going to do after my mission because goat milking is definitely out.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Absolutely. I'd always tell me how cool it was that I could grow facial hair so fast and then I'd go get owned in racquetball against myself. I wouldn't feel like a loser though because I'd know every second with me was worth it.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Your mom does
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Ugh why does everyone ask me that?
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I would if I had Jonny there to protect me
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I'll tell you what ISN'T my favorite. Plain Cheerios. There's no taste. I don't give a hoot if they're good for your heart. That's why I support Medtronic and all they do for the world. I'm surprised plain Cheerios stuck around after Medtronic started up.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Was this survey written in the 1200s? This is why we have shoe horns. I don't have that kind of time.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Maybe this will answer your question: I've been using perfect pushups for about six months now.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Black Walnut (just kidding I don't eat ice cream that makes me vomit)
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their tonsils.
15. RED OR PINK? Pink unless I'm dressed as Superman. Which is quite often. I guess red.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? The fact that I never have anything to improve. At least I don't steal my answers from despair.com. Count it!
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Sadie
18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? I hope nobody sends this back to me.
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A pretzel.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The future
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Goldenrod or Macaroni and Cheese. Forest Green and Jungle green were the worst colors ever (sidenote).
23. FAVORITE SMELLS The smell of fear. Fear that no one will think my own ingenuity is clever enough. Fear that drives me to steal my answers from despair.com AND Family Guy. Just kidding I really like the smell of burnt popcorn.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Elder Kartchner.
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I don't have anything against them at this point.
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Basketball. It's a slam dunk.
27. HAIR COLOR? Dark Brown. If anyone thinks it's black you may want to have your eyes checked.
28. EYE COLOR? I have a patch of brown in my eye, so I guess my eye color is mutant.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I pick up contacts.
30. FAVORITE FOODS? Turkey Roll. hehehe and a ton of other stuff.
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? I want to watch a movie that has NO ending.
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Mallcop. It was pretty funny.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? White. Something new.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? There are no seasons in California.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Well I don't know what either of those are so whatever
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Dry, bland chocolate cake with no mild or any topping
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I hate this question for that anything in the entire universe.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Probably Tyler. He's never typed an email to me.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The mission library and the standard works. And Harry Potter. Just joshin.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Danger
41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Fear
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Jonny's laugh. It's so cute.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Rolleatles, mostly because it was really clever of me to combine the two possible options.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Probably Wyoming
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I'm really good at life
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Under There
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Katie's
Welp, I've got about seven minutes left of online time. Sorry everyone. I had a really fun time filling out this survey though. Life is awesome in California- we picked up a golden investigator this week. We were visiting a contact and then she called us over and said she wanted a church. She's been to ours before and loved it- we taught her three times this week and gave her a church tour. Way solid. Things are great though- we got five new investigators last week (very unusual) and we were able to teach a lot.
The gospel's still true!
Love,Elder B
